Three Swingers That Met Online (You Know My Audio Pussy Is Dangerous)

by Thief Sex

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Billy Broke My Heart at Walbrowns (I Cried All the Way to Wart Mart) 01:51
2.
Dankoo Falettinme Bee Mice Elf 02:00
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Drop Kick Me, Action Jesus 04:36
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How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You When You Know I’ve Been A Liar All My Life 05:35
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I Don’t Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling (Backdoor Adventures of Butthead and Beaver) 03:01
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I’d Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me (Than a Frontal Lobotomy) 02:05
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I’ve Been Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart 02:05
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Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out 00:59
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Let's Play Stain the Couch 00:15
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My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus 00:06
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Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued (Fall Out Boy Cover) 03:14
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Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill 01:11
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Put Your Big Toe in the Milk 02:04
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Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang 01:31
15.
The Anal Girls of Tobacco Road 2 - Vagina Slimes 00:36
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Moulin Splooge 00:01

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'Jesus Use Me' might be Thief Sex's best album, and their most musically innovative, but 'Three Swingers That Met Online (You Know My Audio Pussy Is Dangerous)' shook the music industry's very infrastructure. The band ended the four-year wait following 2003's 'Hail to the Thief Sex' by announcing simply on their official site, "the new album is finished, and it's coming out in 10 days." With that sentence, Thief Sex changed the promotional cycle in the digital age. Ever since their Report from the Institute of Recording Farts arrived in everyone's inbox simultaneously and listeners experienced those torrid first notes of "Billy Broke My Heart at Walbrowns (I Cried All the Way to Wart Mart)" together, many artists have tried to "pull a Thief Sex," with Beyoncé and U2 succeeding in delivering their music in a similarly egalitarian manner. The album's "pay-what-you-want" offer that allowed diehards, casual fans and curious listeners to put their own value on music was just another step forward in questioning how the music business does business.'
- Rolling Pitchfork Wire Magazine

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released May 5, 2019

Dickens Crescent- racket balls, anal chiropractic and fleshlight
Natalie Mars- speculum, forceps, clown doll and scalpel
Spit Take- suctioning anus of a sphynx cat

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